Scottish Brewery Makes Viagra-laced Beer for Royal Wedding

18 Apr

Leave it to Scotland, England’s cooler, kilt-wearing older brother, to give Price William a Viagra-laced beer for a wedding gift.

*Henry VIII chuckles in his grave*

The Royal Virility Performance is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale brewed by Brew Dog, based out of Fraserburgh.

Many British- based breweries have made commemorative brews to honor the royal wedding, which will take place April 29th, including Castle Rock, but none have taken this approach.

Ingredients of the beer will include aphrodisiacs such as Viagra, chocolate and horny goat weed.

According the Brew Dog Website, “With this beer we want to take the wheels off the royal

The secret ingredient

wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries; The Royal Virility Performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype. A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special edition beers and other assorted seaside tat, whilst at the same time actually give the happy couple something extra on their big day.”

Bottles will be sold online only for 10 Euros each on brewdog.com and Watt plans on sending a bottle to Prince Willy for his big day.

On the Brew Dog website, James Watt, co-owner of Brew Dog brewery said, “We put a bottle in a jiffy bag marked ‘Prince Willy, Buckingham Palace’. We sent it by Royal Mail as we presume they are most likely to know where he lives. As the bottle says, this is about consummation, not commemoration, so we hope he gets it.”

Hilarious.

And so much better than a commemorative beanie baby.

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2 Responses to “Scottish Brewery Makes Viagra-laced Beer for Royal Wedding”

  1. Afrobutterfly April 19, 2011 at 7:40 pm #

    So upon coming across the phrase ‘horny goat weed,’ I did a little research (read: went to the epimedium wikipedia page). Anyways, you know how you did that post on osteoporosis-fighting beer a while back? Well it turns out – I kid you not – that Icariin, the active aphrodisiac in P. Willy’s beer, actually stimulates bone tissue growth.

    All that to say, this specific brew should totally be relaunched as “Beer 4 Cougars” (which should also be the name of this blog 20 years from now).

    That’s all. I’m pretty bored. Obviously.

  2. beerforgirls April 19, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    AND to add to this convoluted connection of blogging aphrodisiacs, sally fields plays a cougar in ms doubtfire (kind of).

    Beer 4 Cougars? Are you implying I will be an unwed older woman prowling the clubs younger men in 20 years?

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